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What do you mean 5 is a number?

May 21st doomsday: The Beatles code cracked!

This entire post is just to prove a point, relating to the so called "hidden" numbers in the Bible that supposedly
 spell out dates pertaining to the end of the world, the rise of Nazi Germany, the fall of the USSR, ETC, ETC.
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Renowned Pentecostal pastor Harwould Comping has deciphered a code hidden in albums by The Beatles. 

"It's a complex, well hidden code, but a very important one." says Comping

How important?

It predicts the end of the world.  

                                           Read all about the code, after the jump

Just give the apocalypse a chance.

Prophet Anonymous theorizes that we don't exist.

FROM THE DESK OF PROPHET ANONYMOUS:

I think I'm writing this, but I don't know for sure.

I don't know any thing for sure, any more....ever since my cat died.

Yes, even I, even the great Prophet Anonymous, who foresaw the end of the world, could not forsee the death of this cat! Oh woe unto me, my soul is vexed for this cat. I noticed it was acting lethargic, so I blessed its tender vittles.

No effect.

So I tried laying hands on it.

No effect.

Finally, as a last resort, I sat it on my lap and watched TBN with it for five hours straight.

And the next morning it was dead.

Now I'm just so scared and confused. What if I don't exist? What if I'm just a figment of an agoraphobic jazz musician's imagination? What if the cat was just a figment of my imagination?

What if I am not really typing on a keyboard, what if I'm banging my head against a baby cactus?

Oh the pain! (Perhaps)

RIP  Anonymous Cat 2006-2011 (maybe.)

Prophet Anonymous (if he exists.)




And yes, I'm off hiatus. 
You can start visiting the blog again.
Any minute...
Please?
Come on, you know you wanna.
.....We've got refreshments.

A Easter poem from Martin Luther

Christ Jesus lay in death's strong bands,
For our offenses given;
But now at God's right hand He stands
And brings us life from heaven;
Therefore let us joyful be
And sing to God right thankfully
Loud songs of hallelujah.
It was a strange and dreadful strife
When Life and Death contended;
The victory remained with Life,
The reign of Death was ended;
Holy Scripture plainly saith
That Death is swallowed up by Death,
His sting is lost forever.
Then let us feast this Easter Day
On Christ, the Bread of Heaven;
The Word of Grace hath purged away
The old and evil leaven.
Christ alone our souls will feed.
He is our meat and drink indeed;
Faith lives upon no other.





Happy Easter!

Don't leave me now!

It's been over a month since my last post, this of course, is blog suicide.
I check my Blogger stats and see that my page views have dropped lately.

I've been very busy lately, I should be able to resume blogging some time soon (hopefully)


Keep checking back, don't leave me! (really, I'll go mad)

Brandon Montgomery

The Geneva Bible 1560 Edition Review.

Name: The Geneva Bible.
Year: 1560.
Publisher: Hendrickson Bibles.
ISBN: 978-1-59856-212-5
Price (US): $69.99



Review after the jump.

Prophet Anonymous' responds to claims that one of his 20111 prophecies didn't come true.

You probably remember that one of my  2011 prophecies  claimed that the moon would come down with amnesia on January 31st.
Some have claimed that this did in fact, not happen, and that I am therefore a false prophet, and it may appear that way indeed.
BUT that's what the terrorist want you to think! the moon did in fact come down with amnesia on January 31st, but nobody asked it, nobody asked it. so how could they have known? well, for starters they could have called the moon. just a few minutes on the phone would reveal that the moon was not it's regular self!

Prophet Anonymous, writing this post.

You may be wondering, "how do you know that the moon came down with amnesia?" very simple. I flew to the moon Tuesday in my invisible prophecymobile, and I said "do you have amnesia?" and the moon didn't say any thing. that's proof enough for me.


the 100% legitimate prophet,

Prophet Anonymous