Prophet anonymous' Prophecies for 2011 part one (parody)

Read the Continued prophecies HERE
And the 2012 prophecies HERE
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Behold Prophet Anonymous, the modern prophet and apostle! the prophet was saved via alter call at a Billy Graham crusade in 1972 and he began his prophesying ministry in December 6th, 1974 when he predicted that his neighbor's (Mrs.Elkridge) cat would play with a ball of yarn some time before the year 1980. his prophecy came true only two weeks after it was made, to Mrs.Elkridge's amazement.
Prophet Anonymous has made several high profile prophecies since then, most recently his prophecy that some one who's first name starts with a letter between B and Y would be elected to the presidency in 2008.
Prophet Anonymous has now came forward with a new set of very important prophecies that will take place in 2011, Prophet Anonymous himself has asked me to list his 2011 prophecies. so with out further ado, Prophet Anonymous' 2011 prophecies:

The only known photo of Prophet Anonymous.

• Paul McCartney will record  a "Alvin and the Chipmunks" cover album
• Russia will declare war on Israel (for some reason) which will (some how) trigger the apocalypse.
• America will enter into  a recession.
• Some one some where will eat a bowl of cereal.
• McDonalds will bring back the McDLT.
• Speaking of McDonalds, McDonalds will Finally bring The Boss sandwich to the  US...or else!
• Some one will make a 3D family movie, which fill flop.
• Apple will redesign the iPhone. they will call it the iPhone 5, and then they shall discontinue the iPhone 3g! (and/or 3gs!)
• also, the iPhone four will be reduced to $199
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• The Hum Party will come to power.
• The Hum Party will NOT meet their promise of two sun sets a day. 
• America will promise to withdraw from Iraq by the end of next year. (again.)
• Prophet Anonymous saith I will go to Cleveland at least twice this year.
• An elderly man will complain about something. 
• Some one will complain about something, possibly something that they don't understand.
• Lady GaGa will release a single. 
• Kayne West (or some one similar) will release a album that's just awful.
• the History channel will make a poorly produced Bible special, it will run for two hours.
• the History Channel will also make a special show about Aliens, which will also run for two hours.
• Some one in the Tea Part will say "gee, I really like that Sarah .
• Sarah Palin will say "gee, I really like that tea party,"
• Glenn Beck will hire a new ghost writer.
• the ghost writer will write five books, which will chart for months a piece. 
• why? because YOU KEEP BUYING THEM!
• seriously, who ever is buying it needs to stop.
• if you want to give your money to a idiot, Prophet Anonymous will be happy to take it.
• John Hagee will become Jewish. 
• a Methodist will say "hate the sin, love the sinner."
• Neil Young will record a new song, either as part of a LP or EP, and Pearl Jam will cover it.
•  speaking of Neil Young, Neil Young will ask a southern man "when will you pay them back?" he will then repeat the words "How long" over and over  again.
• some one will get offend by something on TV.
• the Pope will declare the Moon to be the one true god.
• Benny Hinn will declare Benny Hinn to be the one true god.

Prophet Anonymous has made several more radical and shocking predictions, but he has asked that I list them Latter,

Dictated but not written,

Prophet Anonymous.