Saturday, May 21, 2011

May 21st doomsday: The Beatles code cracked!

This entire post is just to prove a point, relating to the so called "hidden" numbers in the Bible that supposedly
 spell out dates pertaining to the end of the world, the rise of Nazi Germany, the fall of the USSR, ETC, ETC.
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Renowned Pentecostal pastor Harwould Comping has deciphered a code hidden in albums by The Beatles. 


"It's a complex, well hidden code, but a very important one." says Comping
How important?
It predicts the end of the world.  


                                           Read all about the code, after the jump
Just give the apocalypse a chance.




Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Prophet Anonymous theorizes that we don't exist.

FROM THE DESK OF PROPHET ANONYMOUS:


I think I'm writing this, but I don't know for sure.
I don't know any thing for sure, any more....ever since my cat died.
Yes, even I, even the great Prophet Anonymous, who foresaw the end of the world, could not forsee the death of this cat! Oh woe unto me, my soul is vexed for this cat. I noticed it was acting lethargic, so I blessed its tender vittles.
No effect.
So I tried laying hands on it.
No effect.
Finally, as a last resort, I sat it on my lap and watched TBN with it for five hours straight.
And the next morning it was dead.
Now I'm just so scared and confused. What if I don't exist? What if I'm just a figment of an agoraphobic jazz musician's imagination? What if the cat was just a figment of my imagination?
What if I am not really typing on a keyboard, what if I'm banging my head against a baby cactus?
Oh the pain! (Perhaps)




RIP  Anonymous Cat 2006-2011 (maybe.)


Prophet Anonymous (if he exists.)




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