Your Horoscope For Today

Aries - You will write a blog today

Taurus - You will fall and break your hip the next time you attempt to leave your house.

Gemini - You will attend in AA meeting...please? we're only doing this to help you.

Cancer - All your friends are talking about you behind your back, and so am I.

Leo - You will brush your teeth today. I hope.

Virgo -  Your plans for happiness will be ruined by a 12 foot tall Mongolian woman wielding a hamster.

Libra -You're asking yourself "Should I try new things?" and "should I seize the day?" well the answer is no, no you shouldn't.
Scorpio - You'll order the number one.

Sagittarius - You will be visited by the ghost of Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

Capricorn - You will grow up and stop believing in horoscopes.

Aquarius - You will rob the house of a Pisces

Pisces -   You will leave all of your doors and windows unlocked.

The American Robin Hood

I live in a supposedly "Christian nation" where people are left to die on the streets because banks have taken their house, where people can starve to death because they cannot afford food, where money is worshiped above all else, where in teaching we are all equal, but in practice some are much more equal, where any concern is drowned out by the media, who wants us all to conform to the apathy shared among the general people.
I live in the United States where they practice "Social Darwinism" and deem any alternatives as satanic.where Robin Hood is the villain and the likes of Ebeneezer Scrooge are the heroes.




Here in the United States we blindly follow politicians who promise that they have the interest of the common people in mind, then they sell us out the the rich, the banks, and corporations as soon as they are in office.
It is as if we favor politics that punish the poor.


Some even take it a step further, saying the rich should be taxed less and the middle/lower class should be taxed more, so the wealth can "Trickle down" (haha.)

The American Robin Hood, after the jump.

The Hum party: Promises for 2012

Bosnegheck, the Croatian fry cook, Will be running for the presidency in 2012 under the Hum party.
In addition to his previous promises, Bosnegheck promises the following:

• Hum, Croatia, will become the new capital of the United States
• Bosnegheck will sell America's nuclear arsenal at a yard sale, thus bailing the Government out of debt. 
• Every school child will receive one free goat a piece.
• The Russian Kopeck will replace the Dollar as the official currency.
• Not the Ruble. the Kopeck.

More after the jump.