The Hum party: Promises for 2012

Bosnegheck, the Croatian fry cook, Will be running for the presidency in 2012 under the Hum party.
In addition to his previous promises, Bosnegheck promises the following:

• Hum, Croatia, will become the new capital of the United States
• Bosnegheck will sell America's nuclear arsenal at a yard sale, thus bailing the Government out of debt. 
• Every school child will receive one free goat a piece.
• The Russian Kopeck will replace the Dollar as the official currency.
• Not the Ruble. the Kopeck.

More after the jump.

• Bosnegheck will provide two sunsets per day, via detonating a large amount of explosives near every single town in the United States.
• Democracy and freedom of speech will be abolished..
• The 4th of July will be moved to the 5th of November. 
• The federal government will seize Razor and Tie records to prevent the release of those awful Kidz Bop albums.
• Bosnegheck vows a long, costly war with Nebraska.
• Bosnegheck will bow to his corporate masters. 
• Bosnegheck will name Ben Gleck Secretary of State. 
• Bosnegheck will levy excessive taxes on the poor and give massive tax breaks to the rich. 
• Bosnegheck promises Oppression, despair and inequality. 
• Bosnegheck promises a 2nd great depression. 
• Bosnegheck promises to alienate the United State's most important allies. 
• If you vote for him, he'll be your best friend.
• Bosnegheck will send your grandmother into exile. 
• When he is released from prison he will track you down and thank you. unless you didn't vote for him.
• If you do not vote for him, your front lawn will become your town's "artificial sunset manufacturing center"

Bosnegheck's Portrait