Saturday, January 28, 2012

Prophet Anonymous Gets a record contract

Read the Updated post, with album art, HERE
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FROM THE DESK OF PROPHET ANONYMOUS: Prophet Anonymous, the "World Wide Widow Fleecing Machine" has signed a record deal with Leffen Records - The (former) home of Suns and Moses, Mirvana, and many other Rock bands with slightly altered names.
According to the contract, three records shall be made, and after the three records are made the contract may be renewed, according to sales figures (so buy the albums, at your nearest Charismatic bookstore!)
Thanks to the Prophets amazing work ethic, he has already recording two of the three records.
One is a music record, titled "Prophet Anonymous Under Cover"  It is a cover album, including:
 "You Never Give Me Your Money," "Money" and more! (Track list and cover art to be revealed.)
"I'm moving in on the Youth Groups!"

The other is a ground breaking, genre creating record, entitled "Prophet Anonymous - Live!" It is the world's first stand up prophecy record. BUT WAIT - THERE'S MORE! not only is it a Stand Up Prophecy album - it's also a Double album! disc one is prophecy and disc two is music. what kind of music? Pentecostal Rock, of course! it's two albums for the price of four!  It's the kind of new, bold, fresh, avant garde prophecies the TBN crowed has been dying for! the track list is as follows:
                   Disc One (Prophecy)

  1. It's The End of the World as Everyone Knows it
  2. The War Between Israel and Russia - for some reason
  3. Stock Market Crash Fever
  4. Let's all declare War on an Obscure Country
  5. Alien Invasion 
  6. Write that Check!
           Disc Two (songs)
  1. I Blame Obama
  2. Tongues
  3. Complaining on Facebook
  4. Back in My Day
  5. My Hero (Charles Finney)
  6. Be mine, Ann Gram Lotz
More details in the days to come.
Available on March the 16th, wherever Reliant K is sold. 

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