You might be bored if....

Yes, another bullet list blog. eventually I'll come up with some thing worth while.
But honestly, one could spend  their whole day writing a descent post, but no one would read it. So why bother?
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You might be bored if....

• You're writing a bullet list blog.
• You're telling rumors to your dog.
• You're reading pamphlets for auto insurance.
• You're writing pamphlets for auto insurance, but you're a construction worker. 
• You're painting Campbell's soup cans.
• You're reading Ibsen
• You're writing out sentences in French, just to read them back to yourself.
• You're using "The Secret" to will away New Age self help books.
• You're reading this. You poor fool!
• You're preparing for the inevitable war with the penguins.
• You go to the hospital to have a painful, unnecessary knee removement surgery. 
• You're reciting Transcendentalist poetry to the person on the other side of the Direct TV help hotline.
• You're teaching your cat Swahili.
• You're attempting to make a Twinkie ex pisces et pan. il sera aussi bon que du bon pain.
• You wrote a line in parts of three different languages. 
• You're carrying around a flintlock pistol, and challenging veil fiends to a duel.