Sunday, January 22, 2012

You might be bored if....

Yes, another bullet list blog. eventually I'll come up with some thing worth while.
But honestly, one could spend  their whole day writing a descent post, but no one would read it. So why bother?
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You might be bored if....

  • You're writing a bullet list blog.
  • You're telling rumors to your dog.
  • You're reading pamphlets for auto insurance.
  • You're writing pamphlets for auto insurance, but you're a construction worker. 
  • You're painting Campbell's soup cans.
  • You're reading Ibsen
  • You're writing out sentences in French, just to read them back to yourself.
  • You're using "The Secret" to will away New Age self help books.
  • You're reading this. You poor fool!
  • You're preparing for the inevitable war with the penguins.
  • You go to the hospital to have a painful, unnecessary knee removement surgery. 
  • You're reciting Transcendentalist poetry to the person on the other side of the Direct TV help hotline.
  • You're teaching your cat Swahili.
  • You're attempting to make a Twinkie ex pisces et pan. il sera aussi bon que du bon pain.
  • You wrote a line in parts of three different languages. 
  • You're carrying around a flintlock pistol, and challenging veil fiends to a duel.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Or u could just pretend you're high to see u mom's reaction lol XD

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