Ankor

Greetings from 2,000 feet below what was once Ankor Wat!
I have decided that, in the face of the current snackpocolypse, it would be safer to relocate to two thousand feet below a location void of any snack foods what so ever, and the ruins of Ankor Wat  just happened to be the first snack food free location that came to mind.

I would suggest that all of my insane loyal follower do the same, after making their tax deductible donations to my "Save the world from the evil conscious snack foods Campaign" (or SWECSFC, quiet catchy, eh?) remember, we only have ten days left! tell your friends!  and don't forget to destroy all the snack foods at you village snack dispensary.

I look forward to seeing you at Ankor Wat soon,
Prophet Anonymous