Showing posts with label happy new year. Show all posts
Showing posts with label happy new year. Show all posts

Saturday, December 31, 2011

My New Years Resolutions:

I'm setting lofty goals this year. My new years resolutions are:

  • Gain weight
  • Start drinking hard liquor (hourly.)
  • Forget the languages I already speak
  • Take up chain smoking
  • Read less.
  • Dispense more verbal abuse.
  • Watch more Fox News.
  • Think less.
  • Be more condescending
  • Dress like Larry the Cable Guy.
  • Start using the computers at the library to play Farmvile. 
  • Start having violent mood swings.
Happy New Year!

                                  

Friday, December 31, 2010

I just want freedom from these losers.

The Freedom From Religion Foundation launched an aggressive anti-religion ad campaign a couple years ago. Bill boards sprung up pronouncing the groups hatred for any and all gods. They are targeting Christianity and Islam specifically, and they have came up with ridiculous little phrases like "I don't need a god to be happy" (If you think the point of Christianity is to make you happy, you are gravely mistaken.)  And "There is no god, so stop worrying."

As ridiculous and child like as the organization has always been, they have somehow managed to reach a new brand of stupidity with their new ad they've truly plateaued: