In addition to his previous promises, Bosnegheck promises the following:
- Hum, Croatia, will become the new capital of the United States
- Bosnegheck will sell America's nuclear arsenal at a yard sale, thus bailing the Government out of debt.
- Every school child will receive one free goat a piece.
- The Russian Kopeck will replace the Dollar as the official currency.
- Not the Ruble. the Kopeck.
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