Prophet Anonymous gets a record contract Update: Album Cover Art Revealed

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I photo shopped The cover art for Prophet Anonymous' albums has been released

Original Story:

FROM THE DESK OF PROPHET ANONYMOUS: Prophet Anonymous, the "World Wide Widow Fleecing Machine" has signed a record deal with Leffen Records - The (former) home of Suns and Moses, Mirvana, and many other Rock bands with slightly altered names.
According to the contract, three records shall be made, and after the three records are made the contract may be renewed, according to sales figures (so buy the albums, at your nearest Charismatic bookstore!)
Thanks to the Prophets amazing work ethic, he has already recording two of the three records.
One is a music record, titled "Prophet Anonymous Under Cover"  It is a cover album, including:
 "You Never Give Me Your Money," "Money" and more! (Track list and cover art to be revealed.)



The other is a ground breaking, genre creating record, entitled "Prophet Anonymous - Live!" It is the world's first stand up prophecy record. BUT WAIT - THERE'S MORE! not only is it a Stand Up Prophecy album - it's also a Double album! disc one is prophecy and disc two is music. what kind of music? Pentecostal Rock, of course! it's two albums for the price of four!  It's the kind of new, bold, fresh, avant garde prophecies the TBN crowed has been dying for! the track list is as follows:
                   Disc One (Prophecy)

1. It's The End of the World as Everyone Knows it
2. The War Between Israel and Russia - for some reason
3. Stock Market Crash Fever
4. Let's all declare War on an Obscure Country
5. Alien Invasion 
6. Write that Check!

           Disc Two (songs)

1. I Blame Obama
2. Tongues
3. Complaining on Facebook
4. Back in My Day
5. My Hero (Charles Finney)
6. Be mine, Ann Gram Lotz

More details in the days to come.

Available on March the 16th, wherever Reliant K records are sold. 

Prophet Anonymous Gets a record contract

Read the Updated post, with album art, HERE
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FROM THE DESK OF PROPHET ANONYMOUS: Prophet Anonymous, the "World Wide Widow Fleecing Machine" has signed a record deal with Leffen Records - The (former) home of Suns and Moses, Mirvana, and many other Rock bands with slightly altered names.
According to the contract, three records shall be made, and after the three records are made the contract may be renewed, according to sales figures (so buy the albums, at your nearest Charismatic bookstore!)
Thanks to the Prophets amazing work ethic, he has already recording two of the three records.
One is a music record, titled "Prophet Anonymous Under Cover"  It is a cover album, including:
 "You Never Give Me Your Money," "Money" and more! (Track list and cover art to be revealed.)

"I'm moving in on the Youth Groups!"

The other is a ground breaking, genre creating record, entitled "Prophet Anonymous - Live!" It is the world's first stand up prophecy record. BUT WAIT - THERE'S MORE! not only is it a Stand Up Prophecy album - it's also a Double album! disc one is prophecy and disc two is music. what kind of music? Pentecostal Rock, of course! it's two albums for the price of four!  It's the kind of new, bold, fresh, avant garde prophecies the TBN crowed has been dying for! the track list is as follows:
                   Disc One (Prophecy)

1. It's The End of the World as Everyone Knows it
2. The War Between Israel and Russia - for some reason
3. Stock Market Crash Fever
4. Let's all declare War on an Obscure Country
5. Alien Invasion 
6. Write that Check!

           Disc Two (songs)

1. I Blame Obama
2. Tongues
3. Complaining on Facebook
4. Back in My Day
5. My Hero (Charles Finney)
6. Be mine, Ann Gram Lotz

More details in the days to come.

Available on March the 16th, wherever Reliant K is sold. 

Prophet anonymous' Prophecies for 2011 part one (parody)

Read the Continued prophecies HERE
And the 2012 prophecies HERE
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Behold Prophet Anonymous, the modern prophet and apostle! the prophet was saved via alter call at a Billy Graham crusade in 1972 and he began his prophesying ministry in December 6th, 1974 when he predicted that his neighbor's (Mrs.Elkridge) cat would play with a ball of yarn some time before the year 1980. his prophecy came true only two weeks after it was made, to Mrs.Elkridge's amazement.
Prophet Anonymous has made several high profile prophecies since then, most recently his prophecy that some one who's first name starts with a letter between B and Y would be elected to the presidency in 2008.
Prophet Anonymous has now came forward with a new set of very important prophecies that will take place in 2011, Prophet Anonymous himself has asked me to list his 2011 prophecies. so with out further ado, Prophet Anonymous' 2011 prophecies:

The only known photo of Prophet Anonymous.