Yes, it is election time once again. so the glorious Hum party urges (begs) you to elect Hum party members. none of these people are on the ballot, so you will have to write them in.
the following fine men, women and body parts are all running under the Hum banner this year
- Bosnegheck, the Croatian fry cook.
- the head of Richard Nixon
- (the robot formerly known as) Colonel Sanders.
- That woman that works at the BMV.
- Dave Ghrol's evil wisdom tooth.
But we're not going to just to tell you to vote for them, we're going to show you their track record, so you can decide for yourself! (and of course, all these politicians are in favor of moving the capital of the United States to Hum, Croatia!
Bosnegheck, the Croatian fry cook:
- Bosnegheck once listened to half of a Mozart song.
- Bosnegheck like Avocados.
- he almost graduated the second grade.
- Bosnegheck will create American jobs and cut taxes, perhaps.
- Bosnegheck will create a bill that will stop filibusters, by allowing congressmen to hit one another with socks filled with Jell-o if they attempt a filibusterer.
