Prophet Anonymous endorses a 2012 presidential candidate.

Добрый вечер, It is I, Prophet Anonymous, and I am here to tell you which 2012 Presidential candidate I endorse.

Now, I know that I've already predicted that French President Nicolas Sarkozy will win the election, and I stand by that. However, I'm still going to give my endorsement, after the jump.

The Hum party: Promises for 2012

Bosnegheck, the Croatian fry cook, Will be running for the presidency in 2012 under the Hum party.
In addition to his previous promises, Bosnegheck promises the following:

• Hum, Croatia, will become the new capital of the United States
• Bosnegheck will sell America's nuclear arsenal at a yard sale, thus bailing the Government out of debt. 
• Every school child will receive one free goat a piece.
• The Russian Kopeck will replace the Dollar as the official currency.
• Not the Ruble. the Kopeck.

More after the jump.