Prophet Anonymous warns of the cheese puffs.

Note: In case you haven't read any of my other Prophet Anonymous posts, then entire series of post is a big poke at Pentecostals. __________________________________________________________________________________

Greetings from 2,000 feet below Olympia, it is I, Prophet Anonymous!

Now you may be wondering what I am doing 2,000 feet below Olympia, but I say unto you that it is nothing to worry your devoted little heads about, because though, for the time being, I will not be able to receive checks or money orders, you may still donate money via my Paypal account, and I will still give you a symbolic receipt so that you may cash them in at death....where was I?

Oh yes.

I'm hiding out 2,000 feet below Olympia because cheese puffs are assembling an army of other snack foods to enslave humanity.

Don't panic. 

Settle down.

Let me tell you why this is happening and how you can stop it

I'm on to you.

Prophet anonymous' Prophecies for 2011 part one (parody)

Read the Continued prophecies HERE
And the 2012 prophecies HERE
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Behold Prophet Anonymous, the modern prophet and apostle! the prophet was saved via alter call at a Billy Graham crusade in 1972 and he began his prophesying ministry in December 6th, 1974 when he predicted that his neighbor's (Mrs.Elkridge) cat would play with a ball of yarn some time before the year 1980. his prophecy came true only two weeks after it was made, to Mrs.Elkridge's amazement.
Prophet Anonymous has made several high profile prophecies since then, most recently his prophecy that some one who's first name starts with a letter between B and Y would be elected to the presidency in 2008.
Prophet Anonymous has now came forward with a new set of very important prophecies that will take place in 2011, Prophet Anonymous himself has asked me to list his 2011 prophecies. so with out further ado, Prophet Anonymous' 2011 prophecies:

The only known photo of Prophet Anonymous.