- Technically, Korean gangsters own my kidneys.
- I honestly believe that Mitt Romney is a PB&J sandwich in disguise.
- I'm afraid of the word "conundrum" AH!
- I sometimes forget who I am and think that I'm a forty nine year old Siberian Post Officer.
- I have an all consuming fear that I will one day morph into Bob Dylan.
- I think the times, they- Oh no, it's happening already!
- I think the GAP is hip.
- I still shop at Borders, despite it being out of business.
- I'm always confusing Elvis Presley with Che Guevara.
- I have Taylor Swift lyrics tattooed on my forearm.
- I vacation in Naraya.
- For a brief amount of time in the early 20's, I worked as a Tobacconist.
- I own and operate my own haberdashery.
- I live in Newark, East Virgina.
- I fought in the great Dakota civil war, in which the one unified Dakota was split into North and South.
- I have a triple platinum R&B record.
- I am Sparta.
- OK fine, the above is a lie. I'm Crete.
- My Full name Is Brandon Olgaholgaoflafienstina Montgomery.
- I think movies are real.
- I think the Easter Bunny is real.
- I think I write too many bullet list blogs.
Signed,
Brandon Olgaholgaoflafienstina Montgomery.
