Mobile!

I just launched the mobile version of this blog, this should support all mobile devices, but has only been tested on ios.

the mobile website can be found at http://monkeyhouse.mobify.me/

You can also scan the QR code on the side of the blog to automatically be taken to the mobile version.

QR codes: Limewire.

Two more after the jump.

Election 2010

 Yes, it is election time once again. so the glorious Hum party urges (begs) you to elect Hum party members. none of these people are on the ballot, so you will have to write them in.

the following fine men, women and body parts are all running under the Hum banner this year

• Bosnegheck, the Croatian fry cook.
• the head of Richard Nixon
• (the robot formerly known as) Colonel Sanders.
• That woman that works at the BMV.
• Dave Ghrol's evil wisdom tooth. 

But we're not going to just to tell you to vote for them, we're going to show you their track record, so you can decide for yourself! (and of course, all these politicians are in favor of moving the capital of the United States to Hum, Croatia! 

Bosnegheck, the Croatian fry cook:

• Bosnegheck once listened to half of a Mozart song.
• Bosnegheck like Avocados.
• he almost graduated the second grade.
• Bosnegheck will create American jobs and cut taxes, perhaps.
• Bosnegheck  will create a bill that will stop filibusters, by allowing congressmen to hit one another with socks filled with Jell-o if they attempt a filibusterer.

How to: Podcast part one.

First things first, I have no business telling you how to produce and record a podcast. My podcast, for the year and  a half it existed, was released sporadicly, and had you listened, you would have had to wait months for me to release a new episode, and then get slammed with two hour long episodes a week. 

But for the most part, that was only towards the end of my podcast's life span, in the beginning I was doing about one show a week...but I was doing them completely wrong, and technical problems plagued me for the show's entirety.

But because I love(d) podcasting, I wanted to write a blog about the behind the scenes of podcasting, so if your interested in starting your own podcast, here it goes:

Mormonism - the Gospel of YOU.

  The Mormons are appearing in  the head lines a lot today, in part because of their new ad campaign "I'm a Mormon."  this campaign makes Mormon's look like fun, happy and hip people- pro surfers and bikers, among other things  rather then who they really are- selfish, power hungry  Arminian's on steroids, more on that latter.
  
  Also because every one's favorite nut case, Adol-er,Glenn Beck (yes, I have to mention him in every post or I get finned by the FNHL- the Fox News Hating  League.) has came out as a Mormon.  Many are wondering what exactly Mormonism is, and some Evangelifish, and even a few Reformed, are  saying that Mormonism "isn't really that different" and "it's the same Jesus." just so that they may keep Glenn Beck.  So in this post, I wish to show the Evangelifish the error of their statement. so let's dive into some man centered theology!

Small changes.

I've made some small changes to the blog:

• I made the side bar solid brown rather then transparent.
• I added a Abstract/grunge background, to replace the pre-made one I was using before.
• I added in my confession, catechism and denomination to a new box on the side bar.

9/11/2010

This isn't a blog, this is a rant:

The date of September 11th, 2001 will go down in history has a day of infamy. people mourned the lost of their family members, their friends, their fellow Americans, their fellow human beings.
on that day there was mourning, in America, in Mexico, in Canada, in all the western world.
but here we are, nine years latter, and where is the mourning? where is the remembrance? every one has forgotten, well almost every one.
People can no longer be bothered to think about it any more- cannot be bothered to think about any one who is not them selves.
today it is 9/11/2010 and people aren't remembering. rather, instead of remembering the fallen they have decided that purchasing a copy of the Qu'ran and burning it would be a better use of their time. on facebook I have seen posts from other people, other Calvinist even, talking about Qu'ran BBQ'S. for one thing, the United States was founded on Religious tollerence, they have every single constitutional right that any one else does, furthermore burning a Qu'ran accomplishes nothing. you mine as well burn a 20 dollar bill.