Pollution

For your enjoyment...

I now present for your enjoyment, a poster advertising the 1969 Soviet film "Bratya Karamazovy"

Yes, this has been a waste of your time.

Eventually

I haven't totally abandoned the blog...well...maybe a little...but not totally. I just don't have the time it update it very much, "what with school and all," as someone might say.
Not me, though.
I would say "I'll write it when I feel like it, gosh!"
or
"Leave me alone or I'll bite your bleedin' head off!"
And so on.

I do have a semi-amusing idea, about Prophet Anonymous getting a day job, Something written in the first person, maybe a short little series or something.
Or not.

B.M.

Prophet Anonymous runs for president

Prophet Anonymous has decided to run for president, and has asked me, his newly appointed press secretary to compile a FAQ and list his political positions.

                                                                     FAQ

Q: Under which party is prophet anonymous running?

A: As Prophet Anonymous is too evil to be a Democrat, and not evil enough to be a Republican, he is running under a new party: the Silly Fictitious Party.

Q: Why did Prophet Anonymous decide to run for president?

A: Prophet Anonymous desires to be the supreme overlord of the formerly free world.

Q: Are these questions submitted by real people?

A: ahahaha. No.

Q: How can I assist Prophet Anonymous in his quest to become overlord of the formerly free world?

A: By sending money orders (no checks, please!)  to   Old Pink, care of the Funny Farm, Chalfont, Buckinghamshire, England.

Q: Why didn't Prophet Anonymous foresee his entry into the race when he gave his prophecies for the year of 2012?

A: A very good question. The answer is...well...It's all your fault for asking such a question. When was the last time you foretold the future? oh yeah, never.

Q: Can I win fabulous Prophet Anonymous '12 prizes?

A: No, no you cannot.

Q: Did you ask these questions yourself?

A: I don't have to stand here and listen to these wild accusations.

Q: Is motor oil a question?

A: I'm not even going to acknowledge that.

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Policies:

• The abolition of human non-slavery, for humans of every race.
• Financial aid to silly nations.
• A budget that focuses mainly on buying sharks and relocating them to Lake Erie.
•  A special tax on people who eat guacamole.
• A prohibition on owning, distributing, manufacturing or intending to distribute Nickelback records.
• An end to the war on drugs, and the beginning of the war on absolutely everything else.
• The creation of a New Mexico.
• Hunting down Greg, from house wares.
• Healthcare reform, which will allow all oranges free, quality, government provided healthcare.
• Abolishing Medicare and Medicaid, to pay for the above program. 
• Declaring English with a Minnesota accent to be the official languages of the United States.
• Seizing plots of land from the serious and giving them to the very silly. 
• Putting handsome, silly bloggers on a government pay roll.
• Changing the name of the country from "The United States of America" to "Prophet Anonymoustania."
• Relocating the city of Indianapolis to the Southern Pacific. 
• Realizing a brave new world.
• Correction: a brave new, strawberry scented world.
• Outlawing socks.
• Arresting anyone whose name begins with the letters A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,UV,W,X,Y or Z.
• Abolishing all non-silly fictitious political parties.  
• Making "Dancing in the Streets" the national anthem.
• Requiring all citizens to end every sentence with the words "Ja, in Bavaria, und nicht in Venezuela!"

Silly-ly yours,
Brandon Montgomery. Ja, in Bavaria, und nicht in Venezuela! 

Post card

Greetings from fabulous Midland City!

I have a new substantial post formulated, I've just got to actually set down and write it, which I will soon.
Or maybe not.

If you don't keep visiting, Glenn Beck wins.
Brandon Olgaholgaoflafienstina Montgomery

Things you didn't know about me

I've just realized that I say next to nothing about myself on the blog, despite having maintained it for almost two years, So I've decided to compile this list  .of basic facts about myself:

• Technically, Korean gangsters own my kidneys.
• I honestly believe that Mitt Romney is a PB&J sandwich in disguise. 
• I'm afraid of the word "conundrum" AH!
• I sometimes forget who I am and think that I'm a forty nine year old Siberian Post Officer. 
• I have an all consuming fear that I will one day morph into Bob Dylan.
• I think the times, they- Oh no, it's happening already!
• I think the GAP is hip.
• I still shop at Borders, despite it being out of business.
• I'm always confusing Elvis Presley with Che Guevara.
• I have Taylor Swift lyrics tattooed on my forearm. 
• I vacation in Naraya. 
•  For a brief amount of time in the early 20's, I worked as a Tobacconist.
• I own and operate my own haberdashery.
• I  live in Newark, East Virgina.
• I fought in the great Dakota civil war, in which the one unified Dakota was split into North and South.
• I have a triple platinum R&B record.
• I am Sparta.
• OK fine, the above is a lie. I'm Crete.
• My Full name Is Brandon Olgaholgaoflafienstina Montgomery.
• I think movies are real.
• I think the Easter Bunny is real.
• I think I write too many bullet list blogs.

Signed, 

Brandon Olgaholgaoflafienstina Montgomery.

I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

Well, I didn't expect the Spanish inquisition